I hope you enjoyed my gift to you this Christmastime. Just a slight cocking up. I sent Dmitri off with a clear message. "Get a barrow full of roubles to pay the priest off" He thought I said get a Barrow with the roubles and pay the Priest off". Looks like you are stuck with the Barrow until I can get myself over there around the end of January and get things moving.
I think that business with the stun grenades this summer has done for Dmitri's hearing but it hasn't stopped his expertise with the kneecaps. I am going to get him to do that Bush guy who has just stopped me bidding for some work in Iraq. Doesn't this guy understand how capitalism works? You let the syndicates even shot at the work. He is messing with fire believe me.
Now to business. I have a shortlist of managers and players for the big spend in February. I know there is a "transfer window" but windows are easily smashed.
I like this man's jib. He is popular and tough like me. He would tell the players as it was. He is top pick.
OK he is not so popular now but this makes him bargain. He is very good at making things seems really good when it is shit. We will need someone like this in early days
Scales of Justice
This man is amazing. Despite the fact that he wears the blindfold all the time, he is always very right with his opinions. He is like the Rasputin! He must be on drugs which I can get him very cheep!
He is winner with miserable boring voice just like you Lanky guys and girls! He might cost too much but Dmitri could pay him a visit...
Now for players.
Normally I trust Arne with his selection but these have been the one's I have seen or Irina has fancied from the OK magazine.
OK OK I know he has dodgy shoulder but you don't need this for the football game and he is best kicker in world yes? Why do others not see this logic. We will be ahead of game.
Everyone need legend in club and Dmitri tells me he is biggest legend and scorer of lots of goals. Anyone know where he is?
Now this is for Irina who fancies the pants from him. I think he has no taste (I have sold him a couple of Ferraris with dodgy past but he never spotted). His floozie is irritating whiney thing with implants and bulimia which is normal for stars in Madrid. I would play him as in American football to come on for the extra point kicks and penalty goals.
This man is psycho and I hold some gambling markers on him. Makes him perfect for the enforcement role on pitch.
I can't wait to start as Chairman but we will need to hold meetings on Yacht in Puerto Banus as I have the difficulty getting in Country. I guess I will hire an easy jet from Summerseat Airways to bring out the board and fans representatives for meetings. It will make it easier for them to agree with my plans!
Happy New Year!