Gordon Sorfleet Bennet! Bogie ie just ringing to tell me he is getting the heaving-hoe from FC Bury

He is pointing out that being Arne's "Man in the hole" is, how you say, the poisoned chaffinch. First Thor Bentley, then Justin Trousersnake, then Kernel Bogie himself. No sooner do I recruit them, then FC Bury give them the bottom's rushes

I think FC Bury need the "foot up" for next season. I hear this fellow Ranieri will be coming free soon. I might give Abram a ring later.....