The Consortium

We, The Consortium, are a mixture of fans, businessmen and sports people who believe we can bring Bury FC to the forefront of English & European Football. Current members are Pete Zaparla, Arne Uldiron, Abram Romanovic, Del Starbuck, William Christopher, Jimmy Fazakerly, and Wim Bonus. Media manager is Anna Kins. What are we up to? Read on ...


If not by direct action, then by stealth - theconsortium@hotmail.co.uk

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Greetings faithful fans of FC Berry

My spies are telling me that tomorrow is a friendly against the old enemy Bolton. I fully expect the new look FC Berry under the direction of Mr Graham Barrowsby to keep up the traditions by winning 2-1

But I am also hearing that the Club are offering a free car in a raffle. Surely this is some kind of stunt, because I can't believe a cash strapped club can afford this. Hey, maybe FC Berry will pull one of Arne's old tricks like when I used to offer a fantastic prize in the Uldiron Family Enterprises employees Christmas party, and make sure my own name came out of the helmet. "What are the chances being of that" I used to say

Maybe I should give my man in the Boardroom a ring while there's still time