Ta daaaa! We're back! How exciting is this? The Consortium have been having some real jollies in Germany; we all met up for the World Cup, which was sooo exciting, and us girlies all got together to form the Consortium Consorts, Underlings, Partners and Sweethearts (C-CUPS). There was me; Wim's wife, the lovely Eejsta Bonus and her two year old daughter Chreejstmas; Rusty and Heepa Uldiron; and the very very beautiful Irina Romanovich.
Anyway, tee hee, the C-CUPS invaded many German hotspots where we were sooo popular because of our ties to our rich friends and our enormous collection of balloons! We even bumped into Victoria and Cheryl.
Since we got back to England, things have been just moving so fast; my Daddy always said that the best plans should be laid out over the summer, and he was right. Mind you, he also said that if all the girls attending a summer ball were laid end to end he wouldn't be at all surprised (but I don't understand that, what does that mean?). Anyway, tee hee, our plans are coming together nicely! Del and Abram have been calling in favours from their associates and it looks like, finally, we'll be able to make some serious bids and put in motion our big plans this year!
Wim and William have been working hard with a secret squad of recruits, and they'll be able to tell you more about how that's all going. And of course Arne, our curious little Norwegian colleague, is busy being Arne. He'll no doubt be along soon too.
Keep an eye on this space, the Consortium is back! Tee hee! Waaaay and I'm done!