Hej! And a big Arne stylee Christmas greeting to all you crazy FC Berry fans. As you may have seen our Consortium has finally given up with Giggland and moved our attention to the Magic Roundabout in Swindon. FC United Berry seems in, how you say, well hands these days and will not be needing our expert input

Our last move will be to send Dmitri round to FA Headquarters to have a word with that nice Mister Brian Bollock. Oh, and of course we are putting Secret Agent Anders Prest up for Manager at Rochfail. That could be a masterstroke

My mole Woodpecker is sending me his final exclusive team sheet for this Saturday's game against FC Poolswinners

Fetlock
Wedlock
Headlock
Shedlock
Adednigo
Ineligible
Illegible
Unintelligible
Bish
Bosch
Wallop


Casper
Ballsup
Gill
Neville
Scapegoat


For Arne, Abram and Del there are new challenges ahead. For FC United Berry the future is bright. As you crazy fans say, Upwards and Onwards!